Some LingQ tag lines

In the time it took me to fall asleep last night my brain went a bit crazy and came up with a load more LingQ tag lines. Maybe we could organise a marketing campaign with billboard hoardings and T-shirts?

LingQ: Because the French are even sexier when you understand what they're saying.
LingQ: Because Germans DO have a sense of humour.
LingQ: Because the British AREN'T living in the past.
LingQ: Because Americans DO understand irony.
LingQ: Because the Canadians ARE smart.
LingQ: Because the Russians AREN'T always gloomy.
LingQ: Because you might want to watch TV abroad.
LingQ: Because politics is more interesting when you understand what the other guys say about you.
LingQ: Because Manga is cooler in the original.
LingQ: Because you've got to be hooked on something.
LingQ: Because it's not illegal, immoral or fattening.
LingQ: Because your high school teachers were WRONG about you!
LingQ: Because it impresses your kids' teachers.
LingQ: Because your parents don't understand you.
LingQ: Because it makes your neighbours think you're a spy.
LingQ: Because if a baby can do it, then so can you!
LingQ: Because it increases your chances of asking a millionaire to marry you.
LingQ: Because your DVD user manual is in Chinese.
LingQ: Because foreign TV commercials are really stupid!
LingQ: Because your Granny speaks more languages than you.
LingQ: Because THEY don't want you to know THE TRUTH!